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Saturday, October 27, 2007


FEMA's Fake Newser   [Jonah Goldberg]

As mentioned by Andy below, FEMA held a fake press conference where government employees asked questions in the room while real reporters listened in on the phone, but were denied the ability to ask questions. And while I appreciate the profound contempt FEMA must have for the press, it was nonetheless mindboggingly stupid, as Andy says. I have procured some of the questions asked by the fake reporters: 

Q: Sir, first let me say that that suit fits you perfectly. Now: Let me ask you, What has been the biggest burden for you during these fires? Your sympathy for the victims or your resolution to get the job done? 

Q: Admiral Johnson, would you or would you not agree that this must never happen again?

Q: Wouldn't you concur that there are much more efficient ways to disseminate  information to the public than dealing with reporters?

Q: What's your favorite color? 

Q: In retrospect, wasn't "Brownie" railroaded? 




 





 

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