84 year old woman banned from driving ... until the year 3000.

New York Man Arrested for Posing as Doctor and Convincing People To Given Themselves Rectal Examinations. [Isn't that what we could have expected from a president Howard Dean? — JG]

With the stock market in a tailspin and home values dropping, demand for breast implants is sagging, too.

 

Have a rumpologist read your bottom. Related — Why big bums are good for you.

9 year old boy gets an attacking pit bull in a choke hold.  And a 70 year old woman holds a robber at gunpoint.

Politically correct parents ditch 'offensive' traditional fairy tales.