Donate to NRO Today


NRO BLOG ROW | THE CORNER |  ARCHIVES    SEARCH    E-MAIL    PRINT    RSS




Friday, June 16, 2006


Knock, Knock   [John Derbyshire]

—-Who's there?

—SCOTUS.

—SCOTUS who?

—'S got us cleaning and checking our bedside-table handguns.

Or possibly:

—Knock, knock.

—Who's there?

—SWAT

—SWAT who?

—'S what you're hiding that counts, not how we entered.




 





 

© National Review Online 2009. All Rights Reserved.

Home | Search | NR / Digital | Donate | Media Kit | Contact Us