Friday, June 16, 2006

Knock, Knock [John Derbyshire]
—-Who's there?
—SCOTUS.
—SCOTUS who?
—'S got us cleaning and checking our bedside-table handguns.
Or possibly:
—Knock, knock.
—Who's there?
—SWAT
—SWAT who?
—'S what you're hiding that counts, not how we entered.
06/16 12:07 PM
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