Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Tonight's Lost Review with Spoilers, for Anybody Foolish Enough to Put Up With the Show's Nonsense   [John Podhoretz]

There was an invisible man this week.

Next will the Mummy, the Wolf Man and Dracula will be joining him. They will all move into a house together.

Plus, one guy shot another guy after walking for two days when the one guy could just have shot the other guy right away. Oh, and while they were walking, one guy didn't explain anything to the other guy even though he said he would reveal all the show's secrets to him.

One guy's dead mother was in the woods, so he went into the woods to look for her. Instead, he found Fonzie, who was standing there with waterskis. "I thought about taking a jump over this whole series," said the Fonz, "but it would just be too easy. 'Eeeeey."

05/09 11:49 PMShare