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Friday, October 03, 2008


The Great Wink Debate    [Amy Holmes]

Byron's piece on Team Obama's wink spin is hilarious.  So, all it takes to slay your opponent, charm your critics, and cheer your allies is a wink and a smile?  Women of  The Corner: Unite!  From now until November 4th I propose that every female conservative pundette end each appearance with a quick wink and a flirty smile! 

"You bet, Anderson!" (Wink!). 
"Thank YOU, Bill."  (Natch.) 
"It was a pleasure, Sean." (Head toss.)

Between crinkled noses and shoulder shimmies, viewers will be helpless against our charms!  Executives will swoon!  MSNBC may actually go off of the air!  “The next person that winks at me, I’m not sure I’m going to be able to take it after tonight,” says MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow.

Why did we never think of this before?  Ladies.  You know what to do.  Turn off your brains.  Turn on the charm.  Show off your gams.  And when in doubt, just give 'em a wink.  It's a killer.




 





 

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