Thursday, March 29, 2007
Confirmation from a Mormon [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
To: Kathryn Lopez
Subject: You will all have to be MORMON!
John McCain is secretly MORMON! Rudy Giuliani is secretly MORMON! Rudy Giuliani will reveal that's he STILL MARRIED to all his wives on live TV. Newt Gingrich is also secretly MORMON! So is Mitt Romney! Fred Thompson is secretly JOSEPH SMITH! We cannot be stopped! We cannot be slowed!
I'm speaking to BYU students in D.C. tomorrow, as it happens. I'll get the full scoop ...
...I'm walking in Catholic ... what will I walk out as? Will I walk out?
03/29 05:36 PM
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