Thursday, September 27, 2007
Season of mists, mellow fruitfulness and halitosis [Mark Steyn]
You learn something every day. I just got a press release headlined "Foul Fall Bad Breath Season Is Here". Apparently, according to "the world’s foremost bad breath expert, Dr. Harold Katz of the California Breath Clinics", this affliction is seasonal:
As the temperatures drop and more time is spent inside, people with bad breath have nowhere to safely exhale
This sounds like something we need Congressional hearings on. In a low-ceilinged windowless room.
09/27 08:15 AM
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