Tuesday, January 22, 2008
McCain Appointees [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
A reader, clearly in electoral love:
***** BREAKING NEWS!!! WORLD EXCLUSIVE!!!! *****
Anonymous sources say that John McCain will appoint Al Gore to be either UN Ambassador or Energy Secretary if elected president. Says McCain feels that global warming demands that the world's foremost global warming activist be given whatever he needs to not only confront global warming, but to assure the world that the US takes its role as world leader on this issue seriously.
There. Al Gore.
I said AL GORE!!!
Now you wanna vote McCain you squish republicans? Huh? Well, do ya?
01/22 02:52 PM
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