Wednesday, September 03, 2008
Little Known Sarah Palin Facts [Jonah Goldberg]
These started last Friday. People keep sending them to me, so I figured I'd finally put some in the Corner.
From PalinFacts.com
It’s not raining in DC. Those are God’s tears of joy that McCain picked Sarah Palin.
We don’t know who would win in a Chuck Norris - Sarah Palin cage match because they’ve never invented a cage that can hold Sarah Palin.
Little known fact: Sarah Palin would have just had an Eagle drop the Ring into Mount Doom.
Little known fact: If placed into Schroedinger’s experiment, both Sarah Palins remain alive.
Little known fact: NFL teams may draft Sarah Palin, if they forfeit all their other players forever, to maintain league parity.
Sarah Palin’s brain is three times the size of Joe Biden’s. It’s science.
Me: Nothing can stop this sort of thing from taking on a life on its own on the web — except Sarah Palin.
09/03 11:02 AM
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